They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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