Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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