Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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