why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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