I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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