Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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