Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we made out on top of his cat.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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