I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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