I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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