Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.