Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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