Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't turn off my feet"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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