Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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