Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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