I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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