Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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