I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Its about making memories worth repressing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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