You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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