Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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