im about as happy as oj after his trial
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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