Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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