is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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