dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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