i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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