Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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