I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think we might need a safe word for this...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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