Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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