How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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