When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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