So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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