I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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