i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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