u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you didnt know i had herpes?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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