I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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