erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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