can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize