Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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