do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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