Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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