yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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