I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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