Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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