I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
