So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
