it's like iHOP with fire
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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