so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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