just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think i got beer on your cat.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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