carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They took my balls.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
why is half of my head shaved?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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