He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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