This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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