I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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