if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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