I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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